{"id":116514,"date":"2022-06-25T20:55:04","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T00:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=116514"},"modified":"2022-06-25T20:55:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T00:55:21","slug":"you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You Have Got to be Kidding Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400\"><strong>You Have Got to be Kidding Me<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A birthday party for a dog?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Next, you\u2019ll want one for every cow, horse, or hog!<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Please don\u2019t ask for one for the duck.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">He can have one when he learns to drive my truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Have Got to be Kidding Me A birthday party for a dog? Next, you\u2019ll want one for every cow, horse, or hog! Please don\u2019t ask for one for the duck. He can have one when he learns to drive my truck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1448,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1448"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116514"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116525,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116514\/revisions\/116525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}