Burberry and Birkenstocks,
\nAnd anything with Carol Burnett,
\nGet these things together
\nAnd watch how wet I get
\nIf that’s a problem with you
\nI’m sure to get upset
\nGirl, you can have your own thing
\nBut you’ll stay my filthy pet
\nSo I grab my kicks and spray myself
\nAnd watch Little Orphan Annie
\nGet in the mood
\nBecause I’m on my way
\nTo come invade your panties
\nSo when you want to start me up
\nJust sneak up to my room
\nTurn the tube on Nick@Nite
\nAnd spray that damn perfume
\nWhen that odor hits your sexy body
\nI’ll come running, in my shoes
\nReady to sing about “Little Girls”
\nAnd drink a little booze
\nOverfill the bathtub
\nPull the curtains to the floor
\nTonight we’re getting freaky
\nYou’re my dirty red head wh*re
\nI’ll be yelling, “WHOOOOOOOOO!”
\nAnd you’ll be screaming, “YESSSS!”
\nDo like Daddy Warbucks do
\nOn your body I’ll invest
\nThen I’ll ride you like the stock market
\nTop it off with a cigarette
\nI’ll spritz you down with Burberry
\nAnd call you Miss Burnett
\nIn the morning you’ll grab my sandals
\nTo go and turn on the T.V.
\nGet back in bed
\nAnd shnuggle up
\nAnd watch some Mama’s Family<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Burberry and Birkenstocks, And anything with Carol Burnett, Get these things together And watch how wet I get If that’s a problem with you I’m sure to get upset Girl, you can have your own thing But you’ll stay my filthy pet So I grab…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":206,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/206"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11748,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11658\/revisions\/11748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}