{"id":117160,"date":"2022-06-25T22:22:44","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T02:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=117160"},"modified":"2022-06-25T22:27:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T02:27:40","slug":"14-broken-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/14-broken-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"14. Broken Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You see,<br \/>\nthe chair,<br \/>\nits broken now.<br \/>\nGot it for free,<br \/>\nwhen the old lady<br \/>\ndown the hill passed away.<br \/>\nA nice chair it was,<br \/>\npure mahogany.<br \/>\nSomeone broke it.<br \/>\nNo one knows,<br \/>\nno one saw,<br \/>\nhow it happened.<br \/>\nMy bet is on him,<br \/>\nthat nasty little kid<br \/>\nwho lives by the church.<br \/>\nI tried to fix it,<br \/>\nwith these little screws,<br \/>\nand extra mahogany.<br \/>\nYou see,<br \/>\nits a tricky thing to do,<br \/>\nvery hard,<br \/>\nall these ancient craftsmanship!<br \/>\nIt fell apart,<br \/>\nnot my fault<br \/>\nand its broken now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You see, the chair, its broken now. Got it for free, when the old lady down the hill passed away. A nice chair it was, pure mahogany. Someone broke it. No one knows, no one saw, how it happened. My bet is on him, that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":285,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/285"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117360,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117160\/revisions\/117360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}