{"id":117172,"date":"2022-06-25T22:14:31","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T02:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=117172"},"modified":"2022-06-25T22:14:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T02:14:31","slug":"three-little-pigs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/three-little-pigs\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Little Pigs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The three little pigs knocked on the door<br \/>\nLet us in!<br \/>\nLet us in!<br \/>\nTheir wish was granted<br \/>\nby the orange-haired supreme leader of yesteryear.<br \/>\nThey huffed,<br \/>\nthey puffed,<br \/>\nand they blew the house down.<br \/>\nOverturn your decision!<br \/>\nHeard from the public outcry<br \/>\nNot by the hairs on your chinny chin chin,<br \/>\nthey replied.<br \/>\nThey are pigs,<br \/>\nafter all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The three little pigs knocked on the door Let us in! Let us in! Their wish was granted by the orange-haired supreme leader of yesteryear. They huffed, they puffed, and they blew the house down. Overturn your decision! Heard from the public outcry Not by&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2973,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2973"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117172"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117253,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117172\/revisions\/117253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}