Twelve elves, you know the story is true.<\/p>\n
Twelve elves, and this is what they do\u2014<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
One only watches for spelling botches,<\/p>\n
Two takes tense and makes it make sense.<\/p>\n
Three is malaprops, where the right word is dropped\u2014<\/p>\n
And another slips in, but should be stopped,<\/p>\n
Like pantry and panty, not the same, you can see,<\/p>\n
But even worse, when one is looking for tea!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
4, 5 and 6, punctuation to fix,<\/p>\n
And run-ons and splices\u2014<\/p>\n
Which aren\u2019t the nicest.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Seven ate nine, the scene of the crime,<\/p>\n
With cannibal fervor, and belches sublime.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
And the rest of the crew, now scanning the page,<\/p>\n
Mad at the others, are striking in rage,<\/p>\n
And tap-dance on my keyboard in fitful rampage<\/p>\n
Olnvdzi\u2026.?i0295-9@%@&&emWia949kalenaldand#\u2014<\/p>\n
Quit that, you three, and get back to the grind<\/p>\n
of fixing my poems, for meter and rhyme\u2026<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Now, these twelve elves had a big task to do;<\/p>\n
To edit the poems as we write quite a few,<\/p>\n
But one by one, they\u2019ve all fallen asleep.<\/p>\n
Seems they stopped counting words<\/p>\n
And now count the sheep.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Ewe are done a very good job, and breaks you should take:<\/p>\n
Edit tomorrow, when the elves are awake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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