{"id":117677,"date":"2022-06-25T23:19:04","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T03:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=117677"},"modified":"2022-06-25T23:19:04","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T03:19:04","slug":"hour-3-my-favorite-poison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/hour-3-my-favorite-poison\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 3: My Favorite Poison"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Well ripened banana peeled and split in halves<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Placed on either shores of a plastic boat<\/p>\n<p>In between are placed three scoopfuls<\/p>\n<p>Of mouth-watering icecream<\/p>\n<p>Strawberry with maple syrup topped with maple nuts<\/p>\n<p>Pistachio with caramel sauce and sprinkles<\/p>\n<p>Chocolate with chocolate sauce and Brazil nuts<\/p>\n<p>Oh, that brings my salivary glands into feverish activity<\/p>\n<p>Alas! I am an incurable diabetic!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well ripened banana peeled and split in halves Placed on either shores of a plastic boat In between are placed three scoopfuls Of mouth-watering icecream Strawberry with maple syrup topped with maple nuts Pistachio with caramel sauce and sprinkles Chocolate with chocolate sauce and Brazil&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4548,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4548"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117677"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117677\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117838,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117677\/revisions\/117838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}