Book the room card ending in<\/p>\n
Some crevice of The Alpine Inn<\/p>\n
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Make sure to get 2 double beds<\/p>\n
One for sleeping, one for sex<\/p>\n
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Pack us something light to eat<\/p>\n
You’re gonna need your energy<\/p>\n
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Lots of water on location<\/p>\n
For fending off the dehydration<\/p>\n
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Don’t worry, it won’t all be sweat<\/p>\n
But it will get very wet<\/p>\n
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Possibly enough for you<\/p>\n
To have a side effect or two<\/p>\n
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If we’re lucky you may manage<\/p>\n
To forget the English language<\/p>\n
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Hope the bathroom counter holds<\/p>\n
As all of my plans unfold<\/p>\n
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Leave the maid a hefty tip<\/p>\n
For ruining all the things we did<\/p>\n
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For nearly breaking down the door<\/p>\n
And soaking through the carpet floor<\/p>\n
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Expect a call about the madness<\/p>\n
And the state of that poor mattress<\/p>\n
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I’m sure you know the adage<\/p>\n
Leave not a stone undamaged<\/p>\n
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I’ll drain you physically and mentally<\/p>\n
But goddamn what a memory<\/p>\n
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We’ll cancel that one card of mine<\/p>\n
To avoid the crazy fine<\/p>\n
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So go ahead book the room<\/p>\n
Starting Friday afternoon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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