{"id":11798,"date":"2015-06-13T22:26:15","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11798"},"modified":"2015-06-13T22:26:15","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:26:15","slug":"hour-fourteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/hour-fourteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour Fourteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you want for dinner?<\/p>\n<p>Food.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, could you be more specific?<\/p>\n<p>Edible food.<\/p>\n<p>Really?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know, what have we got?<\/p>\n<p>And so begins the ritual&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Listing every ingredient, the endless contents of cupboard, fridge, freezer, shelf.<\/p>\n<p>Bantering possibilities&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Chicken? We had that yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Spaghetti? I&#8217;m tired of spaghetti.<\/p>\n<p>French toast? We&#8217;re out of bread.<\/p>\n<p>Tuna casserole? Not now, not ever.<\/p>\n<p>Burgers? Hot dogs? Mac &#8216;n cheese? Pasta? Soup? Rice and beans? Fish sticks? Pot roast? Tacos? Stew?<\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t matter, honey, I&#8217;ll leave it up to you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A nightly debate about something so simple, until at my wits end&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I order a pizza instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you want for dinner? Food. Seriously, could you be more specific? Edible food. Really? I don&#8217;t know, what have we got? And so begins the ritual&#8230; Listing every ingredient, the endless contents of cupboard, fridge, freezer, shelf. Bantering possibilities&#8230; Chicken? We had that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":637,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/637"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11824,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11798\/revisions\/11824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}