{"id":118083,"date":"2022-06-25T23:51:11","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T03:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=118083"},"modified":"2022-06-25T23:51:11","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T03:51:11","slug":"dogspeak-14-raceway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/dogspeak-14-raceway\/","title":{"rendered":"DogSpeak #14  Raceway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #14 Raceway<\/p>\n<p>Welcome folks to the Indy 500!<br \/>\nNo cars, no tracks, just two dogs<br \/>\nand a stairway.<\/p>\n<p>Get set for some excitement<br \/>\nas we ready at the start of lap 1.<br \/>\nMotors revving, we\u2019re inching over<br \/>\nthe line, go! Uh oh, here comes Mommy<br \/>\nwith a big basket full of clean laundry.<br \/>\nShe\u2019s two steps up and we can\u2019t stop!<\/p>\n<p>She saw us, sidestepped, and we tied<br \/>\nat the landing. Lap 2 is down, another tie.<br \/>\nWe\u2019re huffing hard but ready for lap 3 \u2013<br \/>\nwe\u2019re intent \u2013 it\u2019s race day! Oh no,<br \/>\nhere comes Mommy again, this time<br \/>\non her cell phone. She knows us,<br \/>\nknows our games, but she\u2019s distracted.<br \/>\nWhoa, Mommy held on, down went<br \/>\nthe empty basket, landed on my brother<br \/>\nand he\u2019s in a cage, haha! Mommy\u2019s<br \/>\nyelling, he\u2019s running with the basket<br \/>\non his back and I\u2019m on the couch<br \/>\nlaughing.<\/p>\n<p>Dad\u2019s in the basement, hears the ruckus<br \/>\nand is stomping up the steps. My brother<br \/>\nshucks the basket, we\u2019re at the top of<br \/>\nthe stairs in a flash, falling fast. Dad<br \/>\nsees us, puts his hands up to warn us<br \/>\nbut it\u2019s too late, we\u2019re tumbling down,<br \/>\narms, legs, paws, and tails spinning;<br \/>\nwe land on a pile of dog blankets, soft<br \/>\nand cushy, a face full of kisses for Dad<br \/>\nfor catching us. But we got caught<br \/>\nfor the last time.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry folks but the raceway is closed<br \/>\nfor the season, forever really. We\u2019re<br \/>\ngrounded \u2013 that means we have to stay<br \/>\non one floor, no tandem stair races,<br \/>\nno laps up and down, but lots of sloppy<br \/>\nkisses for Mommy and Daddy.<\/p>\n<p>We can\u2019t be stopped, we need to race.<br \/>\nNow to set up some dirt tracks across<br \/>\nthe backyard, around the veggie garden,<br \/>\nthrough the garage, and to the pool, yeah!<br \/>\nStayed tuned for the next race day!<\/p>\n<p>~ J R Turek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #14 Raceway Welcome folks to the Indy 500! No cars, no tracks, just two dogs and a stairway. Get set for some excitement as we ready at the start of lap 1. Motors revving, we\u2019re inching over the line, go! Uh oh, here comes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1325,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1325"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118089,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118083\/revisions\/118089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}