{"id":11813,"date":"2015-06-13T22:59:45","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11813"},"modified":"2015-06-13T22:59:45","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:59:45","slug":"my-frenemy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/my-frenemy\/","title":{"rendered":"My Frenemy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Neighbor&#8217;s mischief monster is at it again<br \/>\nBig wet nose on my lap<br \/>\nMuddy paws on my toes<br \/>\nMust move soon or i&#8217;ll be trapped<\/p>\n<p>I cannot bear the thought<br \/>\nHis breath on my face; so smelly and hot<br \/>\nThe drool on my skin<br \/>\nHis fur on my clothes<br \/>\nWet from his romp in an algae filled swamp<\/p>\n<p>Look away!<br \/>\nHe knows your weakness for sad eyes and sniffles<br \/>\nSoft brown shades of amber and copper<br \/>\nFilled with the wonders of the universe<br \/>\nLearning your face<br \/>\nWatching your smile<br \/>\nEagerly waiting<\/p>\n<p>Too late<br \/>\nHe has you now<\/p>\n<p>Go get the secret toy you got for him<br \/>\nyesterday<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Neighbor&#8217;s mischief monster is at it again Big wet nose on my lap Muddy paws on my toes Must move soon or i&#8217;ll be trapped I cannot bear the thought His breath on my face; so smelly and hot The drool on my skin His&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":79,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[789,177],"class_list":["post-11813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-dog","tag-hour-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/79"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11937,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11813\/revisions\/11937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}