{"id":11827,"date":"2015-06-13T22:29:10","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=11827"},"modified":"2015-06-13T22:32:34","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T02:32:34","slug":"snaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/snaps\/","title":{"rendered":"SnapS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crispy<br \/>\nToo Crispy<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what they invented milk for<br \/>\nTo De-crispy the cookie<br \/>\nNot that it\u2019s a cookie-cookie<br \/>\nBecause it\u2019s a ginger snap<br \/>\nRather, they are ginger snaps<br \/>\nExtra emphasis on the plural: snapS<br \/>\nThey don\u2019t really snap though<br \/>\nThey are much too crisp<br \/>\nNot crispy<br \/>\nCrispy means crisp-ish<br \/>\nOr crisp-like<br \/>\nSomething similar to crisp<br \/>\nIf it were not a snap<br \/>\nThey would probably call them ginger crisps<br \/>\nBut old people and children might lose teeth<br \/>\nThinking they meant crispy when they said crisp,<br \/>\nAnd bit in expecting the cookie to crumble<br \/>\nBut it isn\u2019t a cookie at all<br \/>\nWhich is why they call them ginger snaps<br \/>\nBecause if not for milk to soften them up<br \/>\nThat\u2019s what your teeth will do\u2026<em>SNAP!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crispy Too Crispy That\u2019s what they invented milk for To De-crispy the cookie Not that it\u2019s a cookie-cookie Because it\u2019s a ginger snap Rather, they are ginger snaps Extra emphasis on the plural: snapS They don\u2019t really snap though They are much too crisp Not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":206,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/206"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11832,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11827\/revisions\/11832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}