Hear one, hear all, listen to my tale of woe
\nI’m a vivacious 12-year old, with a wolf’s appetite
\nBut alas! I have lactose intolerance
\nAll my favourite things that I lust after
\nAre not meant for me, I eat them only in my dreams
\nO! For chocolate boats loaded with M n M’s and delectable chocolates
\nBobbing along a river of thick viscous chocolate
\nI wish to dunk in, swish-swoosh, the river bathes me
\nIn its chocolaty essence
\nThe melted chocolates play a dance of sin on my tongue
\nI close my eyes and open my mouth, the rainbow above
\nEmpties into my mouth, milkshakes of every colour, every flavour
\nThis is bliss; I wish this never ends
\nDuh! It was only a dream
\nAnd without complaining, I cheerfully gobble up my oats milk and granola
\nThis is the real deal, afterall, eh?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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