{"id":119200,"date":"2022-06-26T02:02:46","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=119200"},"modified":"2022-06-26T02:02:46","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:02:46","slug":"dogspeak-17-picking-up-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/dogspeak-17-picking-up-poop\/","title":{"rendered":"DogSpeak #17  Picking Up Poop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #17 Picking Up Poop<\/p>\n<p>You say you spend<br \/>\nhalf you life<br \/>\npicking up poop<br \/>\nand I ask why<br \/>\nyou want it.<\/p>\n<p>You sing<br \/>\n<em>Picking up poop<\/em><br \/>\n<em>bag on hand<\/em><br \/>\n<em>back cracks<\/em><br \/>\n<em>when I stoop<\/em><br \/>\n<em>picking up poop<\/em><br \/>\n<em>scoot while<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I collect your poo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I ask again<br \/>\nwhy you want it,<br \/>\nI didn\u2019t want it<br \/>\nso why do you?<\/p>\n<p>You sing<br \/>\n<em>Picking up poops<\/em><br \/>\n<em>following behind<\/em><br \/>\n<em>my pooch poops<\/em><br \/>\n<em>doesn\u2019t even say oops<\/em><br \/>\n<em>here I am <\/em><br \/>\n<em>spending my life<\/em><br \/>\n<em>picking up poops<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but I love you<\/em><br \/>\n<em>so I collect your poo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ok, so you like to sing<br \/>\nso I give you something<br \/>\nto sing about.<\/p>\n<p><em>Picking up poopers<\/em><br \/>\n<em>scooping bloopers<\/em><br \/>\n<em>left on the sidewalk<\/em><br \/>\n<em>where we all walk<\/em><br \/>\n<em>I need a bag of bags<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but I love you, Trooper<\/em><br \/>\n<em>so I spend my time<\/em><br \/>\n<em>filling a trash pail<\/em><br \/>\n<em>picking up your poo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not like it\u2019s worth<br \/>\nanything, right?<br \/>\nI left it behind<br \/>\nso you\u2019d have<br \/>\nsomething to do,<br \/>\nDaddy-do-do<br \/>\npicking up my poo.<\/p>\n<p><em>No pooper scooper<\/em><br \/>\n<em>big enough to say<\/em><br \/>\n<em>how much I love you<\/em><br \/>\n<em>but believe me <\/em><br \/>\n<em>when I say I don\u2019t love <\/em><br \/>\n<em>picking up your poop.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>~ J R Turek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #17 Picking Up Poop You say you spend half you life picking up poop and I ask why you want it. You sing Picking up poop bag on hand back cracks when I stoop picking up poop scoot while I collect your poo. I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1325,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1325"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119219,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119200\/revisions\/119219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}