{"id":119528,"date":"2022-06-26T02:43:25","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=119528"},"modified":"2022-06-26T02:46:06","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T06:46:06","slug":"pit-and-long-boar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/pit-and-long-boar\/","title":{"rendered":"Pit and Long Boar (hour 19)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our plan, born of true heinous,<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived.<\/p>\n<p>Yet tonight they feast on standing pig,<\/p>\n<p>Such pleasant fare to absorb.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Within a tavern\u2019s hospitality,<\/p>\n<p>Hogs adore to imbibe,<\/p>\n<p>Pre-marinated and duly prepped,<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ambiance imperative to set the mood,<\/p>\n<p>A ramshackle hovel dutifully disguised,<\/p>\n<p>A table set with finery, nothing crude,<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Docile and ready they\u2019d await their company,<\/p>\n<p>Savouring the smell of the meal to arrive,<\/p>\n<p>For on temptations arm, he will be led<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Master and pet, we must be prepared,<\/p>\n<p>The hour draws sundry and nye,<\/p>\n<p>Soon the punters will traverse a yonder,<\/p>\n<p>Day\u2019s turmoil and beverage deprived.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Man\u2019s best friend finds true gallery,<\/p>\n<p>In this repurposed livery, improvised,<\/p>\n<p>As such we wait, for customers true fate,<\/p>\n<p>And as always\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our plan, born of true heinous, Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived. Yet tonight they feast on standing pig, Such pleasant fare to absorb. &nbsp; Within a tavern\u2019s hospitality, Hogs adore to imbibe, Pre-marinated and duly prepped, Oh, my canine friends of nourishment deprived&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3323,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,2114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-announcement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3323"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119528"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119559,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119528\/revisions\/119559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}