{"id":120890,"date":"2022-06-26T05:25:25","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:25:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=120890"},"modified":"2022-06-26T05:25:25","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:25:25","slug":"woodland-gnome-bisexual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/woodland-gnome-bisexual\/","title":{"rendered":"Woodland Gnome Bisexual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If yesterday you\u2019d asked me<\/p>\n<p>What type of gay am I<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d tell you in an instant<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a woodland cottage bi<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d like to live out all my days<\/p>\n<p>Foraging for mushrooms<\/p>\n<p>To cook in all sorts of ways<\/p>\n<p>After giving baby boops to<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d wander through the forest<\/p>\n<p>Pick some berries, double back<\/p>\n<p>Hidden in the trees like<\/p>\n<p>A ninja lumberjack<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But honestly, I\u2019d rather<\/p>\n<p>You just throw the cottage out<\/p>\n<p>Let me live beneath the trees<\/p>\n<p>Until my days run out<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A pillow and a mattress<\/p>\n<p>Lying on the forest floor<\/p>\n<p>The breeze as my alarm clock<\/p>\n<p>The skyline as my door<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If yesterday you\u2019d asked me What type of gay am I I\u2019d tell you in an instant I\u2019m a woodland cottage bi &nbsp; I\u2019d like to live out all my days Foraging for mushrooms To cook in all sorts of ways After giving baby boops&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4616,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4616"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120894,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120890\/revisions\/120894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}