{"id":120905,"date":"2022-06-26T05:27:21","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=120905"},"modified":"2022-06-26T05:27:21","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T09:27:21","slug":"minor-league-baseball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/minor-league-baseball\/","title":{"rendered":"Minor League Baseball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Minor League Baseball<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Baseball is a kid\u2019s game.<\/p>\n<p>Ferry Hawks vs. Blue Crabs.<\/p>\n<p>Laughed hysterically<\/p>\n<p>under our broken umbrella<\/p>\n<p>during long rain delay,<\/p>\n<p>Ballpark with view of the Manhattan skyline.<\/p>\n<p>Herds of children chased balls through the stands.<\/p>\n<p>Uninhibited grown-ups danced to bad disco.<\/p>\n<p>Silly fans sang horribly.<\/p>\n<p>Goofy bat race guys spun around, fell down.<\/p>\n<p>Awkward Kiss Cams.<\/p>\n<p>Pizza won a race because<\/p>\n<p>another food got tackled by the batboy,<\/p>\n<p>who danced like a very white<\/p>\n<p>Napoleon Dynamite between innings.<\/p>\n<p>Kids must have invented baseball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minor League Baseball \u00a0 Baseball is a kid\u2019s game. Ferry Hawks vs. Blue Crabs. Laughed hysterically under our broken umbrella during long rain delay, Ballpark with view of the Manhattan skyline. Herds of children chased balls through the stands. Uninhibited grown-ups danced to bad disco&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120913,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120905\/revisions\/120913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}