{"id":121851,"date":"2022-06-26T07:17:16","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=121851"},"modified":"2022-06-26T07:17:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:17:16","slug":"dogspeak-23-employment-application","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/dogspeak-23-employment-application\/","title":{"rendered":"DogSpeak #23  Employment Application"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #23 Employment Application<\/p>\n<p>Name<br \/>\nThe Dog<\/p>\n<p>Skills:<br \/>\nRetriever<br \/>\nfetch and fill with slobber,<br \/>\nshred into crosscut pieces<\/p>\n<p>Landscaper<br \/>\nunearth anything that makes noise<br \/>\nor smells bad; digger, unplanter, uprooter<\/p>\n<p>Demolition Expert<br \/>\nany material, no job too big or small;<br \/>\nno clean-up included<\/p>\n<p>Bounty Hunter<br \/>\nanimal, vegetable, mineral<br \/>\nanything, anywhere, delivered dead unless<br \/>\nspecified<\/p>\n<p>Refrigerator Janitor<br \/>\ncleaned and cleaned out but no kale,<br \/>\nbroccoli, spinach, nothing green<\/p>\n<p>Available Shifts<br \/>\nbetween naps and meals<\/p>\n<p>Salary Desired<br \/>\nbones, kibble, treats, toys<br \/>\ngas money for my humans<\/p>\n<p>When Can You Start<br \/>\nafter lunch but I have to be home for dinner<br \/>\nI can\u2019t stay out after dark<\/p>\n<p>References<br \/>\nSpot, Rover, Buster, Opie, Snickers,<br \/>\nMunchkin, Gumball, the man who runs<br \/>\nthe dog park, my humans<\/p>\n<p>Preferred Contact Method<br \/>\nwhistle<\/p>\n<p>~ J R Turek<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DogSpeak #23 Employment Application Name The Dog Skills: Retriever fetch and fill with slobber, shred into crosscut pieces Landscaper unearth anything that makes noise or smells bad; digger, unplanter, uprooter Demolition Expert any material, no job too big or small; no clean-up included Bounty Hunter&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1325,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1325"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121858,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121851\/revisions\/121858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}