{"id":121871,"date":"2022-06-26T07:22:24","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=121871"},"modified":"2022-06-26T07:22:24","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T11:22:24","slug":"battle-of-the-sexes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/battle-of-the-sexes\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle of the Sexes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Battle of the Sexes<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Next year,<\/p>\n<p>we\u2019re mostly gay.<\/p>\n<p>Too dangerous to be straight female.<\/p>\n<p>No choices.<\/p>\n<p>Heterosexuality trends downward.<\/p>\n<p>Safe sex is Lesbian sex.<\/p>\n<p>More mass shootings<\/p>\n<p>by frustrated men.<\/p>\n<p>Fewer babies.<\/p>\n<p>Population declines.<\/p>\n<p>Human Earth Saved!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Battle of the Sexes \u00a0 Next year, we\u2019re mostly gay. Too dangerous to be straight female. No choices. Heterosexuality trends downward. Safe sex is Lesbian sex. More mass shootings by frustrated men. Fewer babies. Population declines. Human Earth Saved! Thanks, Supreme Court. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":737,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/737"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121887,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121871\/revisions\/121887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}