{"id":123310,"date":"2022-06-26T11:56:29","date_gmt":"2022-06-26T15:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=123310"},"modified":"2022-06-26T12:13:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-26T16:13:40","slug":"castle-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/06\/castle-fantasy\/","title":{"rendered":"Castle Fantasy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here, we have only one ambition<br \/>\nTo make all your dreams come true<br \/>\nPleasuring you is our ultimate reward<br \/>\nWhat would you care for, madame et monsieur?<br \/>\nA spa\u2026a sauna?<br \/>\nFacials\u2026facelifting?<br \/>\nWe can alter and dis- alter virtually anything and anybody\u2026in our castle fantasy<br \/>\nWe can make\u2026and break<br \/>\nEven exchange your reality for another&#8217;s<br \/>\nSwitch your er nagging and overweight wife with one more temperate and hour glass figured.  Your rambunctious kids for docile ones!<br \/>\nWhatever cuisine or wines you can think of, is on our handsome and robust menu. Properties in choice locations and automobiles, as well!<br \/>\nAspiring for a political position? Within a heartbeat, that will also be arranged and viola!<br \/>\nJust dream it!<br \/>\nAnd we make it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here, we have only one ambition To make all your dreams come true Pleasuring you is our ultimate reward What would you care for, madame et monsieur? A spa\u2026a sauna? Facials\u2026facelifting? We can alter and dis- alter virtually anything and anybody\u2026in our castle fantasy We&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1421,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1421"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123311,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123310\/revisions\/123311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}