{"id":125253,"date":"2022-11-02T15:47:43","date_gmt":"2022-11-02T19:47:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=125253"},"modified":"2023-05-31T18:09:40","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T22:09:40","slug":"how-to-approach-a-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2022\/11\/how-to-approach-a-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Approach a Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I could probably wrap this simplicity<br \/>\ninto a multitude of texts,<\/p>\n<p>but as for me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I might be vexed with a sharp tongue;<br \/>\nyet sweet lips await the smile of true love.<\/p>\n<p>True love&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What is true love,<br \/>\nbut a seed buried just deep enough<\/p>\n<p>to bloom.<\/p>\n<p>A lady doesn&#8217;t bite,<br \/>\nbut we do nip nasty in the bud<\/p>\n<p>following karma&#8217;s last act.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could probably wrap this simplicity into a multitude of texts, but as for me&#8230; I might be vexed with a sharp tongue; yet sweet lips await the smile of true love. True love&#8230; What is true love, but a seed buried just deep enough&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[2193,504,4599],"class_list":["post-125253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings","tag-karma","tag-romance","tag-true-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125253"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125254,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125253\/revisions\/125254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}