{"id":125361,"date":"2023-04-23T22:27:07","date_gmt":"2023-04-24T02:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=125361"},"modified":"2023-05-31T18:06:05","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T22:06:05","slug":"poor-humpty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/poor-humpty\/","title":{"rendered":"Poor Humpty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Humpty, Humpty, Humpty,<br \/>\nput your pants back on!<\/p>\n<p>Lay craquelure reveals your soul.<br \/>\nBwahahahahahahaha<\/p>\n<p>You fear God!<br \/>\nOh, yes, you do!<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s wonderful!<\/p>\n<p>The power I feel!<br \/>\nRadiating from us all!<\/p>\n<p>All of us who hate pedophiles,<br \/>\nHUMPTY!<\/p>\n<p>People, come together,<br \/>\nfor that&#8217;s the secret.<\/p>\n<p>They fear God so desperately<br \/>\nyet do the things &#8211; the gross things.<\/p>\n<p>Oh! How delicious it feels<br \/>\nknowing your fear, Humpty.<\/p>\n<p>Good people, unite!<br \/>\nPray! Pray a lot!<\/p>\n<p>Pray for what you want<br \/>\nto be the end of Humpty.<\/p>\n<p>Visualize it, and it will come&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Humpty&#8217;s great fall&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Lesley Gore - You Don&#039;t Own Me (HD)\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JDUjeR01wnU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Except, I would NEVER go out with you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Humpty, Humpty, Humpty, put your pants back on! Lay craquelure reveals your soul. Bwahahahahahahaha You fear God! Oh, yes, you do! And it&#8217;s wonderful! The power I feel! Radiating from us all! All of us who hate pedophiles, HUMPTY! People, come together, for that&#8217;s the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125361"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125367,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125361\/revisions\/125367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}