{"id":125368,"date":"2023-04-25T13:23:57","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T17:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/?p=125368"},"modified":"2023-05-19T15:10:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-19T19:10:23","slug":"son-of-the-bitch-and-bastard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/04\/son-of-the-bitch-and-bastard\/","title":{"rendered":"Son of the Bitch and Bastard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, indeed&#8230; a real dog-faced asshole.<br \/>\nugly to the point of fugly, and<br \/>\nentitled to the world.<\/p>\n<p>Just a real doggone fucker.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe he wanted me to&#8230;<br \/>\nsit on his face<br \/>\nwith no panties on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So I lifted the lid,<br \/>\ndropped in his head shot,<br \/>\nsat down, and&#8230;<br \/>\nflushed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, indeed&#8230; a real dog-faced asshole. ugly to the point of fugly, and entitled to the world. Just a real doggone fucker. Maybe he wanted me to&#8230; sit on his face with no panties on&#8230; So I lifted the lid, dropped in his head shot,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":189,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/189"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125368"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125386,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125368\/revisions\/125386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}