{"id":126355,"date":"2023-09-02T22:00:51","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=126355"},"modified":"2023-09-02T22:00:51","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T02:00:51","slug":"2023-poem-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/2023-poem-one\/","title":{"rendered":"2023 Poem One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a bunch of tech issues this morning so I wrote a bunch of connected haikus while waiting for the router to reset<\/p>\n<p>WIFI, why must you<br \/>\nforesee me like this in the<br \/>\ntime I needed you most?<\/p>\n<p>Laptop, why is now<br \/>\nthe moment you decide to<br \/>\ndo all your updates?<\/p>\n<p>Why is it that all<br \/>\ntech knows when you need it most<br \/>\nand just stop working?<\/p>\n<p>I would just take a<br \/>\nnap but, holy shit, that would<br \/>\njust be a full sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a bunch of tech issues this morning so I wrote a bunch of connected haikus while waiting for the router to reset WIFI, why must you foresee me like this in the time I needed you most? Laptop, why is now the moment&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2331,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5818,6182,5786,6184,6185,6183,5787],"class_list":["post-126355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-5818","tag-2023-full-marathon","tag-2023-hour-1","tag-2023-hour-one","tag-2023-poem-1","tag-2023-poem-one","tag-2023-poetry-marathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2331"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137855,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126355\/revisions\/137855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}