{"id":126826,"date":"2023-09-02T09:26:23","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T13:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=126826"},"modified":"2023-09-30T07:25:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-30T11:25:04","slug":"hour-1-gate-house-tiny-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-1-gate-house-tiny-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 1&#8211;Gate House\/Tiny House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-145670\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/birk-enwald-pXxFMZ1yrFE-unsplash-819x1024-2-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/birk-enwald-pXxFMZ1yrFE-unsplash-819x1024-2-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/birk-enwald-pXxFMZ1yrFE-unsplash-819x1024-2-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/birk-enwald-pXxFMZ1yrFE-unsplash-819x1024-2.jpg 819w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We had all the money in the world<\/p>\n<p>and wanted a tiny house<\/p>\n<p>She said there&#8217;s this gate house for sale<\/p>\n<p>gates not included<\/p>\n<p>but it has this road<\/p>\n<p>it bubbles like an island in the middle of this nowhere<\/p>\n<p>road with nice yellow stripes making sexy curves<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the tiny house we always wanted<\/p>\n<p>destentatious<\/p>\n<p>So we bought it<\/p>\n<p>Bought the road too<\/p>\n<p>to keep away the riff raff<\/p>\n<p>She called it cute, as women do<\/p>\n<p>It was perfect for us<\/p>\n<p>idyllic<\/p>\n<p>until she painted the interior lime green<\/p>\n<p>while I was at the dentist<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the last time I&#8217;ll go to the dentist<\/p>\n<p>obviously<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had all the money in the world and wanted a tiny house She said there&#8217;s this gate house for sale gates not included but it has this road it bubbles like an island in the middle of this nowhere road with nice yellow stripes&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":255,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/255"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126826"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145672,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126826\/revisions\/145672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}