{"id":128335,"date":"2023-09-02T11:09:53","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T15:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=128335"},"modified":"2023-09-02T11:09:53","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T15:09:53","slug":"here-i-come-to-save-the-day-hour-two-a-shadorma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/here-i-come-to-save-the-day-hour-two-a-shadorma\/","title":{"rendered":"Here I Come to Save the Day (Hour Two, A Shadorma)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center\"><strong>Here I Come to Save the Day <\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/attachment.outlook.live.net\/owa\/MSA%3Amavschick41%40hotmail.com\/service.svc\/s\/GetAttachmentThumbnail?id=AQMkADAwATY3ZmYAZS05OGFiLTUzMDAALTAwAi0wMAoARgAAA%2F6rjL8nibFPuPZtNrMB1QAHADp%2BmolKAbpPr2sDCG8qd7EAAAIBDAAAADp%2BmolKAbpPr2sDCG8qd7EABrvvD40AAAABEgAQAKVU7RQzmrpGh%2BM%2BW9%2BpH%2BI%3D&amp;thumbnailType=2&amp;isc=1&amp;token=eyJhbGciOiJSUzI1NiIsImtpZCI6IjczRkI5QkJFRjYzNjc4RDRGN0U4NEI0NDBCQUJCMTJBMzM5RDlGOTgiLCJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJ4NXQiOiJjX3VidnZZMmVOVDM2RXRFQzZ1eEtqT2RuNWcifQ.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.QJAAhurR1R4XsAeDANKv4VV0XofkCKjCEui1XC5FvI2d0f7o5sxdeN-Efmc8p9MabzUr2R8OVAaf_4JZA6Q689wv74aFC9eIG0fakDXoZQ93pVS4fJAWEFUxs0dBKHA9-eeB31ul8ppEzz9-_XiU2oksUlhVs8ytViwEJVBKeiJbdqC0wrxf0emcNgG_bKF73Us2cYO4bVLoQ32vIUZRff0qymLSPXpH213hwrv0s2Z-fLpkE7H_2WD_nS4DCw9hm7kPjW93vA7JtCnjJnexC8LkChZ_S9bMR6ZihhS07UEqPJ_j0v4q-9dKaThZVmYKLTDaTLP3AUhH15iGpDoDUg&amp;X-OWA-CANARY=eJQh7cBeokiWW191FIx2YfCw0iLFq9sYmY7RHJ7eIiWy6uO0NQxyBN_vB3dByHRI7f43lZLTGSA.&amp;owa=outlook.live.com&amp;scriptVer=20230825006.07&amp;animation=true\" width=\"212\" height=\"427\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Coke Zero,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">You are my hero,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">here to save<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">this damsel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">from distress, disorder, and<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">dozing. Praise the Lord!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(A shadorma is a six line poem with a syllable count of 3\/5\/3\/3\/7\/5, respectively. As a diabetic, at my doctor&#8217;s orders, I have essentially sworn off drinking anything other than plain water or unsweetened tea, as even artificial sweeteners are a problem healthwise. However, with this being my fifth consecutive Poetry Marathon, I know full well there is absolutely ZERO CHANCE of me surviving the next 24 hours without some caffeine flooding my veins. Yeah, it&#8217;s gonna be one of THOSE kinda days!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here I Come to Save the Day &nbsp; &nbsp; Coke Zero, You are my hero, here to save this damsel from distress, disorder, and dozing. Praise the Lord! &nbsp; (A shadorma is a six line poem with a syllable count of 3\/5\/3\/3\/7\/5, respectively. 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