Belvedere, my partially mechanical dog is my honey bun. Hate him! Oh, but I need him (Sacre bleu. I forget he can read.) Anyway, I never wear “Daisy Dukes”. You know those short, short, too short shorts he would love to see me in.<\/p>\n
I’m too sexy as it is, so why torture the masses any more than necessary? Anyone getting close would realize that my pores are always moist, never sticky, have a wavy feel and smell like vanilla a flavor my ear finds gritty and in fact sound like pepples under my work boots to my nose.<\/p>\n
Now my ear is hungry. I will shop for food tomorrow since Belvedere still hasn’t learned how to use the toilet but can shop like a haunted Baskerville!<\/p>\n
My ears love the taste of artichokes. The grappling, ripping of leaves, the greenness, ah the snipping of the tips, just luscious! Belvedere loves the tips!<\/p>\n
I studied physics which contradicts all my cartoon physics, as i was explaining to Belvedere while we were watching television together. How could that be? We all know that if I fall from a height, I would fly and my short shorts (Yes, I wear them) would balloon open and air out spaces(ahem) and lift me to the stars. I just have to keep reminding him to stop “thanging” me! Belvedere knows how to mix his own drinks! . I’m tired of Belvedere ‘s nickname for me too, “HH”. He explains means Hey Human. Some nerve!<\/p>\n
Well, guess what? HH (moi) bought pliers with silencers.I used them when I crept up on drunk Belvedere. Now i can eat my honey buns, in my long pants. My ears are drooling. DMW<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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