Document Driven<\/p>\n
It all went pear-shaped
\nNot grapefruit, obviously
\nIt is way too sour
\nOr is sour what I meant by pear-shaped?
\nLike Trump at Mar-a-Lago
\n(Documents not-so-concealed in the toilet
\nBoxes listening to the purple flush of the commode
\nWhat a stench!
\nBut I digress)
\nLike Trump, we were minding our own business
\nTootavilling along
\nFree as the birds
\nWith our noses to the grindstone, burning the midnight oil
\nThe sweet paperwork of the realm!
\nWhen \u201cthe you-know-what hit the fan\u201d
\nLordy, Lordy
\nI figured I head on down to Mar-a-Lago myself
\nTake a seat on that memorable throne
\nDirty Document Don, esquire
\nBringing all this paperwork with
\nAnd secreting it among the other bundles and bags
\nNo one would suspect this guy here
\nExcept poor John
\nHis smooth white porcelain wet with tears
\n(At least, I hope they are tears)
\n\u00a1Qu\u00e9 horror!
\nUnable, still, to speak
\nIt\u2019ll be the winning shot for the both of us
\nEven if I never pay my taxes
\nNow where did I put that fruit bowl? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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