{"id":12944,"date":"2015-06-14T03:09:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T07:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=12944"},"modified":"2015-06-14T03:09:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T07:09:48","slug":"proverbs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/proverbs\/","title":{"rendered":"Proverbs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He who stands on toilet<\/p>\n<p>Is said to be High on Pot<\/p>\n<p>And water, when you heat it,<\/p>\n<p>Won\u2019t boil if it\u2019s watched<\/p>\n<p>They say April showers<\/p>\n<p>Bring Bushes and flowers<\/p>\n<p>In the merry merry month of May<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If an apple can keep the doctor away<\/p>\n<p>And there comes a day when pigs fly<\/p>\n<p>And you\u2019ll find both a will and way<\/p>\n<p>To sit back and let sleeping dogs lie<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kettle wants to get revenge<\/p>\n<p>On that bigot, the pot<\/p>\n<p>A stitch in time may save you nine<\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s only a crime if you get caught.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He who stands on toilet Is said to be High on Pot And water, when you heat it, Won\u2019t boil if it\u2019s watched They say April showers Bring Bushes and flowers In the merry merry month of May &nbsp; If an apple can keep the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":206,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/206"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12944"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12944\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12946,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12944\/revisions\/12946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}