{"id":129832,"date":"2023-09-02T12:31:51","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T16:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=129832"},"modified":"2023-09-02T12:31:51","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T16:31:51","slug":"discombobulated-hour-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/discombobulated-hour-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Discombobulated &#8211; Hour 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life is a highway. Time is a river. Got the idea? Climb on!<\/p>\n<p>Elephants can fly (somewhere)<\/p>\n<p>We smell rain and something rotten in Denmark.<\/p>\n<p>We touch a nerve and embrace the wind.<\/p>\n<p>We see an ant and feel its bite.<\/p>\n<p>We taste love when the season turns to spring.<\/p>\n<p>I hear Beethoven and see the revolutions of wheels in his motifs.<\/p>\n<p>Abraham loved to drive down to Ein Gedi.<\/p>\n<p>And elephants can\u2019t really fly anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>But if they could, they would probably love to visit the Alta Plana Desert.<\/p>\n<p>Not.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone in the room hated the new Bond movie, so it must be bad.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSay, who dat dar? Whar is you? Slap ma cat silly ef I didn\u2019 hear sumf\u2019n.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The lacey shoulders of hope.<\/p>\n<p>Fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow.<\/p>\n<p>No way I\u2019d ever tell my Mama, but I smoked a cigarette in her closet sitting under her pink satin dress when I was 10.<\/p>\n<p>He called her \u201cKatie-poo\u201d, and she came running with a grin<\/p>\n<p>The storm clouds will rise and blacken the skies in symbols only the devil can read.<\/p>\n<p>Holy nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>The sandstone shapes stand silently in the moody dusk, orange and brown like giant muffins waiting to dance.<\/p>\n<p>Honi soit qui mal y pense<\/p>\n<p>The stones shrugged, then lumbered to their feet and began a slow, sad waltz.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-130064\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beethoven-wheels-Google-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beethoven-wheels-Google-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beethoven-wheels-Google-480x320.jpg 480w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Beethoven-wheels-Google.jpg 607w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life is a highway. Time is a river. Got the idea? Climb on! Elephants can fly (somewhere) We smell rain and something rotten in Denmark. We touch a nerve and embrace the wind. We see an ant and feel its bite. We taste love when&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1075,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[5898,5896,5789,5897],"class_list":["post-129832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","tag-dialect","tag-discombobulated","tag-viviak","tag-wheels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1075"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129832"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130075,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129832\/revisions\/130075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}