{"id":130198,"date":"2023-09-02T12:51:14","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T16:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=130198"},"modified":"2023-09-02T13:21:37","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:21:37","slug":"catclan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/catclan\/","title":{"rendered":"Clan Cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(<\/em>or <em>The Menagerie, part 1)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Esme<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>white &amp; black long-fur, markings look like a hat and cape<\/li>\n<li>aka &#8216;Fancy Nasty,&#8217; cat matriarch<\/li>\n<li>pees wherever she wants just for funsies<\/li>\n<li>will screech if off schedule<\/li>\n<li>simply <em>cannot<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Thor<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>orange tabby long-fur, too many toes<\/li>\n<li>does not live up to his name<\/li>\n<li>spends most of his time dissociated<\/li>\n<li>nauseous lump of anxiety<\/li>\n<li>mistrusts men<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Astrid <em>(deceased)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>black &amp; white short-fur, almost named her Moo<\/li>\n<li>a true NYC bastard who thrived on chaos<\/li>\n<li>endured my trauma across two coasts<\/li>\n<li>adventured in public like a champ<\/li>\n<li>zero chill<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Willa<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>stout brown tabby short-hair, part bear<\/li>\n<li>equal parts bashful and bold<\/li>\n<li>once broke through the window screen to meet a bird<\/li>\n<li>uses baby voice for questionable means<\/li>\n<li>wrestling champion<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Fenrir Pan<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>black short-hair, TNR-docked ear and a cloudy eye<\/li>\n<li>tucks himself into the covers even for naps<\/li>\n<li>sweetest little boy who can do no harm<\/li>\n<li>just kidding, he throws paws hard<\/li>\n<li>mama&#8217;s boy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999\"><em>(Hour 4)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(or The Menagerie, part 1) Esme white &amp; black long-fur, markings look like a hat and cape aka &#8216;Fancy Nasty,&#8217; cat matriarch pees wherever she wants just for funsies will screech if off schedule simply cannot Thor orange tabby long-fur, too many toes does not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3457,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3457"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130198"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130782,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130198\/revisions\/130782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}