{"id":130515,"date":"2023-09-02T13:13:40","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=130515"},"modified":"2023-09-02T13:13:40","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:13:40","slug":"hour-5-poem-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-5-poem-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 5, Poem 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The coffee pot&#8217;s empty!<br \/>\nOh, what a tragedy!<br \/>\nWho could that monster be\u2014<br \/>\nTo empty the pot and not make more coffee? <\/p>\n<p>And right there!<br \/>\nA clue I find<br \/>\nThat would lead me to<br \/>\nThat inhumane fiend<\/p>\n<p>Grease on the handle<br \/>\nI think I know who it is<br \/>\nThe preposterous being<br \/>\nEating fries while stealing! <\/p>\n<p>No more evidence is needed<br \/>\nFor right there he is<br \/>\nOn the couch, munching away<br \/>\nWatching game while sipping on MY COFFEE! <\/p>\n<p>Brother, I warned you plenty<br \/>\nNow prepare to pay for your sin<br \/>\nWith your life, I say<br \/>\nAs I yell for mum to come and see<\/p>\n<p>And in she comes with a broom in hand<br \/>\nA solid weapon ready to strike<br \/>\nAs she asks menacingly&#8230;<br \/>\nWho drank all the coffee? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The coffee pot&#8217;s empty! Oh, what a tragedy! Who could that monster be\u2014 To empty the pot and not make more coffee? And right there! A clue I find That would lead me to That inhumane fiend Grease on the handle I think I know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":843,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/843"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130667,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130515\/revisions\/130667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}