{"id":130597,"date":"2023-09-02T13:20:19","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=130597"},"modified":"2023-09-02T13:20:19","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:20:19","slug":"nawlins-or-annoying-my-girlfriend-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/nawlins-or-annoying-my-girlfriend-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Nawlins, or Annoying my Girlfriend (5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crawdads.<\/p>\n<p>Nawlins.<\/p>\n<p>Crawdads in Nawlins.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;No one even says that here,&#8221; she says<\/p>\n<p>having been here many times<\/p>\n<p>dancing along the French Quarter<\/p>\n<p>eating red beans and rice<\/p>\n<p>coming in and going out on the Ponchartrain<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;You sound like another tourist,&#8217; she wails<\/p>\n<p>while we are in Nawlins<\/p>\n<p>and I&#8217;m squeezing through the crowds<\/p>\n<p>her hand in mine<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;A target, people will hurt us&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>they might<\/p>\n<p>they might hurt us in Nawlins<\/p>\n<p>but I am inclined to believe<\/p>\n<p>as the waitress puts down a high pile of crawfish<\/p>\n<p>that I rip apart with poor technique<\/p>\n<p>to her side-eye from the corner<\/p>\n<p>while my girlfriend eats a po&#8217; boy<\/p>\n<p>backed up from the table<\/p>\n<p>because the juice is going everywhere<\/p>\n<p>that they won&#8217;t hurt us<\/p>\n<p>they won&#8217;t hurt us in Nawlins.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crawdads. Nawlins. Crawdads in Nawlins. &#8216;No one even says that here,&#8221; she says having been here many times dancing along the French Quarter eating red beans and rice coming in and going out on the Ponchartrain &#8216;You sound like another tourist,&#8217; she wails while we&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3743,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3743"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130749,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130597\/revisions\/130749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}