{"id":130876,"date":"2023-09-02T13:28:52","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:28:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=130876"},"modified":"2023-09-02T13:28:52","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T17:28:52","slug":"random-tweets-now-called-xs-hour-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/random-tweets-now-called-xs-hour-5\/","title":{"rendered":"RANDOM TWEETS NOW CALLED Xs Hour 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@She<\/p>\n<p>what were you thinking you were texting HER when your car<\/p>\n<p>plowed into us pushing my SUV off that side of that mountain road rolling rolling<\/p>\n<p>rolling down with my rolling son strapped rolling in the back rolling in his car seat<\/p>\n<p>rolling all the way rolling down the hill rolling down to the very bottom where<\/p>\n<p>you died and we were just driving along safely along on our lovely way to a lovely day<\/p>\n<p>camp for a lovely lovely day and we were so lucky lucky to be extracted<\/p>\n<p>from our lovely car with only a few broken lovely bones broken lovingly<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>@He<\/p>\n<p>a woman\u2019s alone at her home on a quiet country road in the early morning where a stranger begins<\/p>\n<p>pounding pounding pounding on her door random she believes him<br \/>\nwhen he tells her he\u2019s harmless simply run<\/p>\n<p>out of gas needs to use her phone she<\/p>\n<p>obliges only a homeless drifter hiding<\/p>\n<p>nearby with a .22-caliber rifle you see he only wanted<\/p>\n<p>to be a rock star and he knew she played the violin so he shot her<\/p>\n<p>the first shot hit her in the chest and<\/p>\n<p>then the leg twice and she turned bloody but she was still bloody<br \/>\nalive and you see he needed to bloody kill her<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@She what were you thinking you were texting HER when your car plowed into us pushing my SUV off that side of that mountain road rolling rolling rolling down with my rolling son strapped rolling in the back rolling in his car seat rolling all&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130894,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130876\/revisions\/130894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}