{"id":131447,"date":"2023-09-02T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T18:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=131447"},"modified":"2023-09-02T14:22:54","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T18:22:54","slug":"flat-earthers-around-the-globe-hour-six","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/flat-earthers-around-the-globe-hour-six\/","title":{"rendered":"Flat Earthers Around the Globe-Hour Six"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a smooth night sailing,<\/p>\n<p>the edge was found of the world.<\/p>\n<p>Where moon had the sun suspended<\/p>\n<p>and light fell deep and fathomless dark.<\/p>\n<p>Spinning on a disk with no ending,<\/p>\n<p>all planetoids much the same.<\/p>\n<p>Like plates, twirling, whirling,<\/p>\n<p>the oceans sloshed and continents jiggled,<\/p>\n<p>on their sleepy molten beds<\/p>\n<p>and hanging, suspended off the edge<\/p>\n<p>was what every cat had ever knocked.<\/p>\n<p>A hairtie, a wrench, some string,<\/p>\n<p>a figurine, a d20(an 18, good luck perhaps?)<\/p>\n<p>and my magazines. Such a strange and silly thing,<\/p>\n<p>a flat world without curves.<\/p>\n<p>So that is why the cats enjoy<\/p>\n<p>knocking things off the edge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a smooth night sailing, the edge was found of the world. Where moon had the sun suspended and light fell deep and fathomless dark. Spinning on a disk with no ending, all planetoids much the same. Like plates, twirling, whirling, the oceans sloshed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":214,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/214"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131728,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131447\/revisions\/131728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}