{"id":131631,"date":"2023-09-02T14:23:40","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T18:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=131631"},"modified":"2023-09-02T14:23:40","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T18:23:40","slug":"blat-hour-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/blat-hour-5\/","title":{"rendered":"BLAT &#8211; Hour 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fingerprints on the fridge<br \/>\nfootprints in the fabric<br \/>\na foreign perfume in the air<br \/>\na trial of breadcrumbs left behind<\/p>\n<p>Who stole my sandwich?<\/p>\n<p>It had my name on it<br \/>\nand everything<br \/>\nbacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheese<br \/>\nbut it&#8217;s so much more than a BLAT<\/p>\n<p>The fridge is cold<br \/>\nlike my sandwich-less heart<br \/>\nit&#8217;s making a strange noise<br \/>\nit feels my pain<\/p>\n<p>I see him<br \/>\nJim<br \/>\nthe office manager<br \/>\npicking bacon from his teeth<\/p>\n<p>My new enemy<br \/>\nno one takes my sandwich<br \/>\nand gets away with<br \/>\nno one!<\/p>\n<p>Revenge is best served cold<br \/>\nlike a sandwich<br \/>\nOh<br \/>\nI miss it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fingerprints on the fridge footprints in the fabric a foreign perfume in the air a trial of breadcrumbs left behind Who stole my sandwich? It had my name on it and everything bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheese but it&#8217;s so much more than a BLAT&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2973,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2973"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131631"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":131741,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131631\/revisions\/131741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}