Sitting here at the table
\nstartled as my phone rang
\nwas not expecting anyone to
\ncall me this late.
\nGood thing I wasn\u2019t sleeping<\/p>\n
Hello? Who\u2019s this?
\nI hear the breathing
\non the other end of the line
\nsomething tells me it\u2019s going to
\ntake a while.<\/p>\n
Just great- I was set to go to
\nbed and snuggle up with my
\nwarm pillow and my nice fluffy
\nblankets and now this.
\nSomething tells me I need
\nto stop being so damn helpful.<\/p>\n
Hey. I need your help.
\nyou once told me that If I ever
\nneeded to, to call on you and
\nyou would help anyway you
\ncould.<\/p>\n
you\u2019re right. I did.
\nso what\u2019s your trouble
\nand what do you need?
\nI\u2019m listening<\/p>\n
ok so, there\u2019s this person who
\nis really irritating me- and I really
\nthink this person would be better
\ndead- But I\u2019m no murderer.
\nwhat do I do?<\/p>\n
Well first off- Ask yourself this:
\nDoes the person actually really
\ndeserve to die?
\nif no, hang up and we will forget
\nthis entire call<\/p>\n
But if they DO deserve to die
\nwe shall proceed.
\nwandering around my kitchen,
\nmaking a sandwich while I await
\nyour answer.<\/p>\n
Well that\u2019s the thing- I\u2019m not God
\nand I can\u2019t really make that decision
\nbut let\u2019s say for arguments sake that
\nyes they do and yes I can make that
\ndecision<\/p>\n
then I would say that you need to
\nmake sure there are no witnesses
\nchoose your method of killing
\npick your time and place
\nmake sure it can\u2019t be traced back to you
\nthat you don\u2019t have an accomplice
\nand above all\u2014<\/p>\n
DON\u2019T GET CAUGHT.
\nIf you do, you don\u2019t know me
\nand I don\u2019t know you<\/p>\n
I can get you what you need
\nmy prices are very reasonable
\nmy services will cost you $50,000
\nyou in or out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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