You’ll know when he comes.<\/p>\n
The smell of cherry cola will be<\/p>\n
prevalent & the violins will turn it<\/p>\n
up to eleven.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
There’s also the distinct possibility you’ll<\/p>\n
see a disfigured face or mask in the pale<\/p>\n
moonlight<\/p>\n
staring at you from across the street<\/p>\n
or through the trees in the woods.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
You might also notice a machete or other<\/p>\n
weapon of choice dangling from his<\/p>\n
grotesque, misshapen hands.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Then slowly he’ll begin making a beeline for you<\/p>\n
never too fast<\/p>\n
& you’ll try to make a break for it before inevitably<\/p>\n
tripping on a root, fallen branch or whatnot.<\/p>\n
Then he’ll raise up his (insert weapon here)<\/p>\n
& strike.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Finally, you’ll sit up in bed,<\/p>\n
regain your faculties & thank the universe<\/p>\n
you’re not laurie strode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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