{"id":132902,"date":"2023-09-02T15:41:49","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T19:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=132902"},"modified":"2023-09-27T08:18:46","modified_gmt":"2023-09-27T12:18:46","slug":"hour-7-when-talking-to-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/hour-7-when-talking-to-a-bear\/","title":{"rendered":"HOUR 7: WHEN TALKING TO A BEAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When talking to a bear<br \/>\nIt\u2019s tough to listen<br \/>\nThose teeth you know<br \/>\nThat peppered breath<br \/>\nLike sandpaper<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s easy to lose track<br \/>\nWhen talking to a bear<br \/>\nYou get roughed up in<br \/>\nRocks falling around<br \/>\nFlutes shrieking<\/p>\n<p>Rabbits become an issue<br \/>\nHunger creeps in<br \/>\nWhen talking to a bear<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re aware that\u2019s<br \/>\nWhat got you talking<\/p>\n<p>So rattle your brain a little<br \/>\nScrape a picture in the mud<br \/>\nUse a stick use your shoe<br \/>\nWhen talking to a bear<br \/>\nGet down to it<\/p>\n<p>Get up at a reasonable hour<br \/>\nShave and shower<br \/>\nScrub your ears<br \/>\nYou\u2019re darn lucky<br \/>\nTo be talking to that bear<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When talking to a bear It\u2019s tough to listen Those teeth you know That peppered breath Like sandpaper It\u2019s easy to lose track When talking to a bear You get roughed up in Rocks falling around Flutes shrieking Rabbits become an issue Hunger creeps in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1246,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1246"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132902"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145617,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132902\/revisions\/145617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}