{"id":133472,"date":"2023-09-02T17:31:48","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T21:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=133472"},"modified":"2023-09-02T17:31:48","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T21:31:48","slug":"grand-prize-hour-six-a-tanka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/grand-prize-hour-six-a-tanka\/","title":{"rendered":"Grand Prize (Hour Six, A Tanka)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Grand Prize<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A liberal and<\/p>\n<p>a vegan jump off a cliff<\/p>\n<p>to see who will hit<\/p>\n<p>the ground fastest. You wanna<\/p>\n<p>know who wins?\u00a0<em><strong>SOCIETY<\/strong><\/em><strong>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(A tanka is a five line poem with a syllable count of 5\/7\/5\/7\/7. I can\u2019t take true credit for this one as it was adapted from a joke just overheard from my old friend Bubba!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grand Prize &nbsp; A liberal and a vegan jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground fastest. You wanna know who wins?\u00a0SOCIETY! &nbsp; (A tanka is a five line poem with a syllable count of 5\/7\/5\/7\/7. I can\u2019t take true credit for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1212,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1212"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133472"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134395,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133472\/revisions\/134395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}