{"id":133929,"date":"2023-09-02T17:09:08","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T21:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=133929"},"modified":"2023-09-02T17:09:08","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T21:09:08","slug":"nine-ten-words-that-never-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/nine-ten-words-that-never-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"Nine: Ten Words That Never Happened"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ten Words That Never Happened<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Nine<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Run on Sentence<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I was cooking a raw beet in my father\u2019s high school jacket when the ground began to tremor throughout the whole bayou and I fell and broke my elbow on a lightbulb but before I could rub cinnamon into the wound to stall the bleeding I tripped into a bucket filled with elk just outside my uncle\u2019s carport.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-134028\" src=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nine-butterfly-300x296.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nine-butterfly-300x296.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/nine-butterfly.jpeg 488w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten Words That Never Happened Nine Run on Sentence I was cooking a raw beet in my father\u2019s high school jacket when the ground began to tremor throughout the whole bayou and I fell and broke my elbow on a lightbulb but before I could&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3239,"featured_media":134028,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-133929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3239"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133929"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134033,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133929\/revisions\/134033"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/134028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}