{"id":134371,"date":"2023-09-02T19:02:06","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T23:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=134371"},"modified":"2023-09-02T19:02:06","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T23:02:06","slug":"what-the-elk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/what-the-elk\/","title":{"rendered":"what the elk?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Otto Elk lived in the bayou with his mother. Beets were their favorite food.<\/p>\n<p>No one could believe it when they heard he&#8217;d bought a carport.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t even have a car,&#8221; they all said to him<\/p>\n<p>Otto scratched his head, reached in his pocket, and pulled out a wad of cash.He put on his jacket and went to buy a car that would fit into his carport, and to buy some ;light bulbs so iut would not be so dark.\u00a0 Otto was afraid of the dark.<\/p>\n<p>when otto started the car, it backfired cinnamin which made otto&#8217;s elbow swell up and caused tremors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Otto Elk lived in the bayou with his mother. Beets were their favorite food. No one could believe it when they heard he&#8217;d bought a carport. &#8220;You don&#8217;t even have a car,&#8221; they all said to him Otto scratched his head, reached in his pocket,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5015,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5015"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135604,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134371\/revisions\/135604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}