In order to explore<\/p>\n
the depths of my soul<\/p>\n
I bought a diving bell.<\/p>\n
Sparing no expense,<\/p>\n
I also hired a professional crew<\/p>\n
(like the ones you’d see on one of those over-produced documentaries)<\/p>\n
I even hired a research professor from an Ivy league university,<\/p>\n
Just for good measure.<\/p>\n
We planned, prepared and trained<\/p>\n
for what seemed like forever<\/p>\n
for the mission of a lifetime.<\/p>\n
When the long-anticipated day finally arrived,<\/p>\n
the bell christened, stocked, staffed<\/p>\n
and with great fanfare slowly lowered into my soul<\/p>\n
There was only one problem…<\/p>\n
I wasn’t in there<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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