{"id":134799,"date":"2023-09-02T18:14:02","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T22:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=134799"},"modified":"2023-09-02T18:14:02","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T22:14:02","slug":"i-love-you-when-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/i-love-you-when-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I love you when you…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love you when you put me first<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you let me talk<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when I interrupt to bring the conversation back to me<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you choose me to be first<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when you tell others how great I am<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you share my fame<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you forgive my inattention and you have to explain things again\u2026and again<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when you make fudge<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you take care of the business<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you do the cleaning up<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you make all the arrangements<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you discard the best picture if I don\u2019t shine in it<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when you are of use to me<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you do what I want<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when it\u2019s convenient for me to do so<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when you buy my books<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you teach me new things<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when you let me shine<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when I need to whine<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when I need to vent<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when it’s the cool thing to do<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I love you when I get stuff from you<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you do the work<\/span><\/p>\n

I love you when you kiss my ass<\/span><\/p>\n

But now that you\u2019re done doing that<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Well<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

I don\u2019t love you anymore<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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