Brandon’s manic phases are the best<\/p>\n
sometimes he goes out in the middle of the night<\/p>\n
and busts out car windshields with bricks<\/p>\n
kicks mailboxes down to the street<\/p>\n
eats food out of the package in the store<\/p>\n
takes anything he can get his hands on<\/p>\n
and veers into the opposite lane for a few seconds<\/p>\n
shooting fingers at the other drivers<\/p>\n
before jerking the wheel.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
His girlfriend said he was out of control<\/p>\n
so he emptied a whole gas can in her car<\/p>\n
and showed me the video of it burning<\/p>\n
at the apartment Christmas party<\/p>\n
‘I was a good boy this year dude. The best.’<\/p>\n
the cops got a statement off of someone else<\/p>\n
I wouldn’t give it up.<\/p>\n
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