{"id":135943,"date":"2023-09-02T19:23:05","date_gmt":"2023-09-02T23:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=135943"},"modified":"2023-09-02T19:23:05","modified_gmt":"2023-09-02T23:23:05","slug":"condiment-hilarity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/condiment-hilarity\/","title":{"rendered":"Condiment Hilarity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The salt and pepper shakers<\/p>\n<p>I bought at the Tucson Goodwill<\/p>\n<p>are fire-engine red<\/p>\n<p>and match my placemats perfectly,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>but while filling them<\/p>\n<p>with the requisite condiments<\/p>\n<p>late at night, I put salt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>in the pepper shaker,<\/p>\n<p>and vice versa.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Now I have a funny prank,<\/p>\n<p>like a hand buzzer,<\/p>\n<p>a rubber spider,<\/p>\n<p>or an exploding golf ball.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Someone always likes salt<\/p>\n<p>more than they like pepper,<\/p>\n<p>or the other way around.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I can hardly wait<\/p>\n<p>to invite guests over,<\/p>\n<p>and have them join in the fun.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad I don\u2019t have many friends.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The salt and pepper shakers I bought at the Tucson Goodwill are fire-engine red and match my placemats perfectly, &nbsp; but while filling them with the requisite condiments late at night, I put salt &nbsp; in the pepper shaker, and vice versa. &nbsp; Now I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4286,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4286"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135943"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135943\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":135951,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135943\/revisions\/135951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}