Local bar with one man band<\/p>\n
we are upstairs drinking<\/p>\n
attempting conversation<\/p>\n
over butchered Jimmy Buffett<\/p>\n
he has his mike setup on a rail<\/p>\n
positioned right by his mouth<\/p>\n
and walks around downstairs serenading drunks<\/p>\n
while grandma dollars go into his tight leathers<\/p>\n
he decides to come upstairs<\/p>\n
singing to people who awkwardly squeeze by<\/p>\n
trying to get down the stairs<\/p>\n
he comes over to M and I<\/p>\n
passion and happiness on his face<\/p>\n
smiling as M sits up<\/p>\n
then frowning with a defeated nod<\/p>\n
as M burps into the mike<\/p>\n
and it echoes throughout the bar<\/p>\n
to total silence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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