{"id":13616,"date":"2015-06-14T06:13:56","date_gmt":"2015-06-14T10:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=13616"},"modified":"2015-06-14T06:23:26","modified_gmt":"2015-06-14T10:23:26","slug":"hour-21-an-effing-love-pome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/hour-21-an-effing-love-pome\/","title":{"rendered":"Hour 22 – An effing love pome"},"content":{"rendered":"

‘ere’s my effing pome<\/p>\n

about love and all o’ that<\/p>\n

I wish I ‘ad an effing beer<\/p>\n

and a\u00a0bloody\u00a0<\/strong>awful \u00a0‘at<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

so I could ‘ide behind my\u00a0world<\/p>\n

and dream\u00a0about the time<\/p>\n

when I was effing single<\/p>\n

and I didn’t ‘ave to rhyme.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

But yeah, I guess I luv ya<\/p>\n

but please don’t tell me mate<\/p>\n

or I will have to stuff ya<\/p>\n

behind a storm-drain grate.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

‘ere’s my effing pome about love and all o’ that I wish I ‘ad an effing beer and a\u00a0bloody\u00a0awful \u00a0‘at   so I could ‘ide behind my\u00a0world and dream\u00a0about the time when I was effing single and I didn’t ‘ave to rhyme.   But yeah,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":660,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/660"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13616"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13712,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13616\/revisions\/13712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}