{"id":1362,"date":"2014-08-23T11:00:29","date_gmt":"2014-08-23T15:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=1362"},"modified":"2014-08-23T11:00:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T15:00:29","slug":"mom-vs-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2014\/08\/mom-vs-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom vs Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\">\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cplease check for the monster under my bed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSure\u201d came my reply, \u201cshould I tell it you say hi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cI am afraid of it, so much, it is inside my head.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFine\u201d came my reply, \u201cthen you should tell it why.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cit wants to kill me in my sleep.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSucker\u201d came my reply, \u201che is not a very wise guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cwhat do you leave unsaid?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLove\u201d came my reply, \u201cthe monster under your bed says goodbye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cdid you scare it or is it dead?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNeither\u201d came my reply, \u201cit saw the warning in my eye.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201care you scarier than the monster instead?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I did not answer her, I gave no reply \u2013 on my lips was a grin, ever so sly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cplease check for the monster under my bed.\u201d \u201cSure\u201d came my reply, \u201cshould I tell it you say hi?\u201d \u201cMom\u201d she said, \u201cI am afraid of it, so much, it is inside my head.\u201d \u201cFine\u201d came my reply, \u201cthen you should tell&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1558,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1362\/revisions\/1558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}