{"id":136289,"date":"2023-09-02T20:02:41","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T00:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=136289"},"modified":"2023-09-03T04:52:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T08:52:24","slug":"slater-hour-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/slater-hour-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Slater (Hour 6)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I see,<\/p>\n<p>This round earth bullshit belief,<\/p>\n<p>Was all a big hoax by the morbid elite.<\/p>\n<p>Who knew it was true no planets, no orbits,<\/p>\n<p>Just pancake flat earth on the back of a tortoise.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a big fucking tortoise, I wonder who feeds it.<\/p>\n<p>I try to see God all I see is a beatnik.<\/p>\n<p>He tells me &#8220;be mellow man expand your horizons-<\/p>\n<p>-existence is full of exquisite surprises&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Are you God, the all mighty, the grand lord and creator,<\/p>\n<p>He said, &#8220;Na, I&#8217;m his cousin Winston man, I&#8217;m just here to feed Slater-<\/p>\n<p>-Slater, the turtle&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, ok.<\/p>\n<p>Winston.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I see, This round earth bullshit belief, Was all a big hoax by the morbid elite. Who knew it was true no planets, no orbits, Just pancake flat earth on the back of a tortoise. That&#8217;s a big fucking tortoise, I wonder who feeds it&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5442,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,441],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-marathon-poem","category-miscellaneous","category-poetry-prompt-responses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5442"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136460,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136289\/revisions\/136460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}