{"id":136456,"date":"2023-09-02T20:29:25","date_gmt":"2023-09-03T00:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/?p=136456"},"modified":"2023-09-02T20:29:25","modified_gmt":"2023-09-03T00:29:25","slug":"area-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/area-51\/","title":{"rendered":"Area 51"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cLover, will you please hang up my sweater?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cOf course, I will. In the bedroom or in here?\u201d<br \/>\nHe pointed to the small closet located in the corner of the living room.<br \/>\nI said that one would be fine.<\/p>\n<p>Our little visitor was listening, completely bored,<br \/>\nUntil he watched as Steve opened the door<br \/>\nTo the small closet located in the corner of the living room<br \/>\nAnd he cried out ecstatically.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey! I\u2019ve never seen that before!\u201d<br \/>\nIn complete glee he waltzed over<br \/>\nTo the small closet located in the corner of the living room<br \/>\nAnd just beamed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI never you knew you had one of these!<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s just my size. I could live in<br \/>\nThe small closet located in the corner of the living room.\u201d<br \/>\nI wondered how he had emulated Goldilocks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, you have been visiting us for many years now.<br \/>\nI\u2019m positive that you have even taken your hat<br \/>\nTo the small closet located in the corner of the living room.\u201d<br \/>\nBemusedly Steve and I watched him explore this container.<\/p>\n<p>When his parents and brothers picked him up<br \/>\nHe couldn\u2019t wait to take them<br \/>\nTo the small closet located in the corner of the living room<br \/>\nWhere they promptly shut him in to live out his dream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cLover, will you please hang up my sweater?\u201d \u201cOf course, I will. In the bedroom or in here?\u201d He pointed to the small closet located in the corner of the living room. I said that one would be fine. Our little visitor was listening, completely&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1185,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,1136],"tags":[6140,6141,1683,6142],"class_list":["post-136456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-half-marathon-poem","category-official-marathon-prompts","tag-closet","tag-corner","tag-secrets","tag-visitors"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1185"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136456"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":136858,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136456\/revisions\/136858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepoetrymarathon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}